- Someone: Why is your room always so messy?
- Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
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Marilyn Monroe in Something’s Got To Give, 1962.
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basically me at school
- me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
- me: holy fuck walk faster
- me: get smarter idiot
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